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 Donb'​t you hate it when jealous little runts hate on your world famopuds baseball team. JEALOUSY Focc Me!
On 10 Apr 2010 at 01:43 am - FOCC ME! - by Cubfan681
 I have spent all day building a web page, I go to upload it and nothing. I called the server tech support... they said take out all the paid ads on your site! I did... still nothing! The AP Tech support Sux. My boss dipped out early leaving me burried without the crap i need to actualy do my job... like passwords!!

It has been a FOCC me day! Focc Me!
On 1 Mar 2010 at 05:38 pm - FOCC ME! - by PizzDoff
 Went to take a dump at the tax place today and some old lady had the bathroom tied up for about twenty minutes. I then proceeded to shit myself. It fucking sucked/ Fuck that old lady. Focc Me!
On 2 Feb 2010 at 07:11 am - FOCC ME! - by shit
 I saw this really hot girl I used to go to school with at the mall today. I decided to do my "​hot chick strut"​ only to run into an 80 year old lady who then proceeded to beat me with her very heavy purse. Focc Me!
On 24 Jan 2010 at 11:46 pm - FOCC ME! - by Walkin like a fool
 Went to get on the city bus this morning, paid my fare and realized I had forgot my bag on the bench. I told the driver I would be right back that I had to grab my bag. I got off the bus, walked to the bench, grabbed my bag and turned around to see the bus driving away. I was an hour late for my interview waiting for the next bus. Focc Me!
On 24 Jan 2010 at 11:45 pm - FOCC ME! - by Lost my Munz
 Running down Canal street today and got tripped. I got tripped by a hobo wearing a diaper as a hat. Focc Me!
On 21 Jan 2010 at 11:26 pm - FOCC ME! - by diaper wearing hobo
 Woke up this morning running late for my photo shoot and I jammed my toe on the end of my dresser, which turned into an almost instant bruise. I am a foot model Focc Me!
On 21 Jan 2010 at 11:25 pm - FOCC ME! - by bruised ego
 Just brought my dog inside. Appears he decided to roll around in his shit. Yay! Focc Me!
On 21 Jan 2010 at 11:23 pm - FOCC ME! - by turdalicious
 Was having sex with my boyfriend yesterday and he started grunting and saying "​Ya like this Jason, you want it harder Jason"​. My name is Beth. Focc Me!
On 20 Jan 2010 at 02:36 pm - FOCC ME! - by Gay boyfriend
 Apparently I drive slower than an 85 year old woman. I know this because of the 85 year old woman who passed me in a no passing zone while flipping me the shriveled up finger Focc Me!
On 20 Jan 2010 at 02:34 pm - FOCC ME! - by Slow Poke
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